My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones, but there are aren't there?
No Newt, there's no monsters, there's just fucking weird ass mother fuckers on msn who try to cyber you. Now go to sleep.
cadiedoorley: hey
cadiedoorley: r u online????
scrooloose: howdy chum
cadiedoorley: sup
cadiedoorley: hehe
cadiedoorley: chickenhoney stew
cadiedoorley: lol
scrooloose: do we know each other?
cadiedoorley: nooo i dont thinkk so
cadiedoorley: soz for da spelling
scrooloose: are you mentally retarded?
cadiedoorley: excuse me!!!
scrooloose: im sorry, its that you speak like you have turkey club sandwich for a brain
scrooloose: it makes me edgy
cadiedoorley: ????????????????????????????????????????????????
cadiedoorley: ok then
cadiedoorley: how old are you
cadiedoorley: just wondering
cadiedoorley: u dont have to answer
scrooloose: and i start saying things like "omg fuck off you fuckin tard before i hunt your ass down and kill you before rectally violating your corpse and posting the video on youtube"
scrooloose: that sort of thing
scrooloose: u know how it is luvy
cadiedoorley: okkkkk then goodbye
scrooloose: chao princess
cadiedoorley: u a girl?
scrooloose: i was born with an oversized vagina and, due to a genetic defect, a 12 inch permanently erect cock growing out of my forehead
cadiedoorley: Cadie xoxox invited you to start Webcam, which requires the latest version of Windows Live Messenger. You can install the latest version at http://g.msn.com/5meen_us/122.
wtf!?! guess she couldnt wait to see that...
scrooloose: the testicles rest right on my nose
scrooloose: which is inconvenient after ive been exercising and they start sweating
cadiedoorley: u r weird and funny at da same time
cadiedoorley: ahh
cadiedoorley: u r a strange child chickee poo
cadiedoorley: have u ever raiped some1????
cadiedoorley: fatto
scrooloose: yes, but they didnt mind
scrooloose: they were dead after all
cadiedoorley: r u a serial killer??????????????
cadiedoorley: :O
cadiedoorley: do u eat people like that guy
scrooloose: i once killed a dozen flies in 5 mintutes
scrooloose: with my bare hands (and a tea towel)
cadiedoorley: wow that is amazing-why did u call me luv
scrooloose: because after i kill you, im going to marry you
cadiedoorley: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
scrooloose: and make sweet luv to your corpse every night
cadiedoorley: in ur dreams bucko
scrooloose: every night princess
cadiedoorley: u no how u said that u dont like my spelling or english well u soundlike an old man when u say luv
cadiedoorley: in ur wildest fantasies
scrooloose: thats a great story, im be sure to tell that to my grandchildren someday
scrooloose: im glad we had this talk
scrooloose: but i must go
cadiedoorley: u have kids????
cadiedoorley: where to-the cemetery
scrooloose: yes, i need sex
cadiedoorley: to fuck dead peps
cadiedoorley: oh really wif ur dog
scrooloose: threesomes *are* much more exciting
cadiedoorley: to have a threesim
cadiedoorley: ohh u r fast
scrooloose: lol this is too fkn weird
cadiedoorley: ur too weird
scrooloose: yes
cadiedoorley: do u have a boyfriend
cadiedoorley: ????????????????????????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????
cadiedoorley: r u there or wat??
cadiedoorley: r u ashamed u have a boyfriend
scrooloose: yes
scrooloose: his name is waldo
cadiedoorley: hehe
scrooloose: we make sweet butt luv every night
scrooloose: course, its mostly just me that does the sex (waldo is dead)
cadiedoorley: well my boyfriend is BARNEY
cadiedoorley: he has a gigantic, purple dik
scrooloose: wow so does my bf!
scrooloose: but thats just cos hes a corpse
cadiedoorley: u r a pervert arent u
cadiedoorley: u pervert!!!!!!!
cadiedoorley: talk to me
cadiedoorley: please......................sad
scrooloose: i cant take this abuse
cadiedoorley: wat!!
scrooloose: dont judge me just cos im a necrophile
scrooloose: who likes small children
scrooloose: (preferably dead)
cadiedoorley: I LOVE YOU
cadiedoorley: ohh ur rAnk
cadiedoorley: wheres ur dp
scrooloose: ok
scrooloose: its clear you're sexually attracted to me
cadiedoorley: WHERES UR DISPLAY PICTURE
scrooloose: but i almost certainly live on the other side of the world to you
scrooloose: so this relationship can never work
scrooloose: unless you come here
scrooloose: and kill yourself
scrooloose: therefore, let us block each other
scrooloose: l8r
cadiedoorley: ok what country do u live in huney chicken pie
cadiedoorley: noooooooooooooo i luv u dont go
cadiedoorley: nooonononononono
cadiedoorley: nonono huney chicken pie
[finally i blocked the crazy bitch]
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