The MSN Chronicles Vol. 3: My fan club & other christmas tales

I wasnt really in the mood for ownage when this next fag talked to me, which is kind of a shame because it turned out that this was the same guy as in The MSN Chronicles Volume 2. Probably better not to encourage him anyway. I need a fan club about as much as I need to go to Orana Park and jump the fence to the lion compound wearing a loin cloth made of veiner schnitzel.

btw I actually have no idea wtf he is talking about...

crowyisgood: sup broseph
scrooloose: howdy chum
crowyisgood: gettin a bit of asian from fez these days matey
crowyisgood: nah joking brudda
scrooloose: are you mentally retarded?
crowyisgood: too an extent yes
crowyisgood: and then i said "the altar boy was only 5'9" rofl
scrooloose: sorry, i dont talk to retards unless im butt fucking them and im in the mood for trashy sex talk
crowyisgood: yeah me too!!
scrooloose: thats nice dear, let me go mull that over with a scone and a scolding hot cup of earl grey
scrooloose: chao
[Then I blocked his ass]



mdqt: Hey
scrooloose: howdy chum
mdqt: how are you?
scrooloose: pimplord
scrooloose: u?
mdqt: Um good.
mdqt: u still there?
mdqt: Hello...?
scrooloose: hi
mdqt: So u single huh?
mdqt: ??
scrooloose: im married to an small green alien that resembles a giant bogey and puts out as often as a she-goat with an infected vagina, so i suppose im virtually single
scrooloose: u?
mdqt: Ahh very nice. Yeah i'm single ha ha.
mdqt: Well that's great.
scrooloose: its pretty average luv
scrooloose: a giant asteroid in the shape of 2 breasts would be far superior
mdqt: True true..
mdqt: ha ha
scrooloose: asl?
mdqt: 18 F Flordia
mdqt: Florida*
mdqt: asl u?
scrooloose: hmmm i see
mdqt: what?
scrooloose: taking into account that girls on msn always overstate their age by at least 2 years, i am once again forced to acknowledge that im beset on all sides by slices of jailbait
scrooloose: this can only end one way luv
mdqt: Wait what?
scrooloose: me and you will have sex with maximum vigor and minimal duration
mdqt: Why do you say that?
scrooloose: resulting in your pregnancy and expulsion from junior high
scrooloose: and my incarceration in a maximum security prison
scrooloose: where i will be rectally violated on a nightly basis by giant fat white ass-ninjas
mdqt: ...?
mdqt: You have got one large imagination don't you.
scrooloose: thus, i can safely say that we should spare ourselves the pain and block each other now
mdqt: wait why?
scrooloose: toodles baby, we would have made such beautiful (if not highly illegal) music together
mdqt: wait i'm so confused.
[Then I blocked her ass]

18? Whatever bitch, get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.