The MSN Chronicles Vol. 9: Molar the e-rapist

Good evening. Our top story tonight comes to us from New Zealand where there have been allegations that Tooth Fairy Assistant Molar is an e-rapist. The allegations came about after the transcripts of two conversations between Molar and a client were leaked to the media earlier today.

Here is the first transcript.


cara_leshae: who are u
Molar: hi!
cara_leshae: hi
cara_leshae: who are u
Molar: im the secretary to the Tooth Fairy
Molar: would you like to lodge a complaint or request a pickup?
cara_leshae: haha, i aint a door nob
Molar: I see and did you knock out a tooth when you hit this door knob?
cara_leshae: now, tell me who u are or beat it!!
cara_leshae: u idiot
Molar: Im sorry sir, i am not paid to be smart. Would you like to request a pickup for your tooth?
cara_leshae: im not a fuckin guy
Molar: Im sorry madame, my mistake.
cara_leshae: yea, ur mistake alrite
cara_leshae: now, im gonna ask once more time, whats ur name!!!
Molar: My name is Molar.
cara_leshae: thats like the wierdest name in the world
Molar: Yes, the other secretaries are Canine, Incisor and Doctor Wisdom.
Molar: But they arent in today.
cara_leshae: ur not a secretary
Molar: You are correct. Im a Fairy Assistant, but today im the acting secretary as all our usual secretaries are on leave.
Molar: They are holidaying in Never Never Land with the Easter Bunnies' nephews.
cara_leshae: ur a fuckin weirdo u freak
Molar: Im sorry sir, if you do not have a dental request ill have to disconnect you.
cara_leshae: im not a fuckin sir, im a chick not a guy not a dude, i girl
Molar: Ok sir, im going to have to send out the boys to take turns sodomizing you with sharp objects while they force their fecal waste matter down your throat.
Molar: Have a nice day.


According to the transcript, Mr cara_leshae subsequently blocked Molar, but unblocked him the next day and had the second conversation.

Warning: the following is graphically sexual in nature. You may want to remove your pants.


cara_leshae: hi
cara_leshae: hello?
cara_leshae: UMM SPEAK
Molar: Hello, you've reached the office of the Tooth Fairy
Molar: how may i help you?
cara_leshae: hi, i lost 15 teeth, can u come tonite
Molar: You're in luck, we have a gap in the schedule tonight. Ill book you in, thank you.
cara_leshae: u no u want me
cara_leshae: im free tonite
Molar: ok
Molar: let us engage in a role play
cara_leshae: huh
Molar: you are a hot young slutificational piece of jailbait
Molar: and, while walking through a seedy part of town
cara_leshae: want ma number babe
Molar: a dirty old man spots you a hundy to have sex with the nearest barnyard animal
Molar: which is where i come in
Molar: im a 600kg prize bull
Molar: with a cock the size of a baseball bat
Molar: and horns twice as long as the average dildo
cara_leshae: thats just wat i need
Molar: excellent! and i just so happen to walk around the corner at that precise moment
Molar: ready?
Molar: and.... ACTION!
cara_leshae: ewww
Molar: i walk over to you drooling ropes of slober and clearly sexually repressed
Molar: i clearly need to engage in a health spot rape
cara_leshae: fuckin weirdo
Molar: i stomp over to you, vibrating the ground beneath your feet, and start humping your leg with extreme force
Molar: then, with one swift jerk of my head and clamp of my teeth, i completely tear off your pants
cara_leshae: u are a fuckin rapest
Molar: yes
Molar: finally someone understands me
Molar: i proceed to jam my baseball bat sized cock so far up your twat that the pain causes you to scream and start singing old billy joel trax
Molar: i start fucking, each thrust with the force of a sledge hammer to your groin
Molar: then, i use my horns like twin dildos to gore your asshole
Molar: then, after 40 minutes of pounding like theres no tomorrow, i ejaculate like a geyser
cara_leshae: stop it, i have a boifreind
Molar: fortunately for you my cock is so far up your twat i ejaculate directly into your stomach, which has twin benefits
cara_leshae: now shut up
Molar: first: it means you dont get pregnant with mutant bull-man children
cara_leshae: are u a robot
Molar: second: it means you can say you swallow spoof like no one else on the planet
Molar: of course, these benefits are far outweighed by the negatives
cara_leshae: ARE U A ROBOT OR NOT
cara_leshae: TELL ME
Molar: namely that i have ruptured most of your internal organs with my cock and that you are now bleeding to death via your vagina
cara_leshae: U FUCKWIT, U BASTED
cara_leshae: BITCH FACED WHORE
cara_leshae: MANWHORE
Molar: feeling content, i withdraw my baseball bat cock from you
Molar: and urinate on your corpse
Molar: with a deep sense of satisfaction
cara_leshae: UR A SKANKED FACE SLUT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CHUCK
Molar: the perfect ending, to the perfect sex
cara_leshae: EWWWWW
cara_leshae: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Molar: i turn, squat, and dump a humoungous chocolate log on your face before trotting off back to the barn
Molar: thus concludes the role play
cara_leshae: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Molar: was it as good for you as it was for me?
Molar: i have an erection
cara_leshae: EWW
cara_leshae: PLZ STOP
cara_leshae: I
cara_leshae: IT


Sources close to Tooth Fairy Assistant Molar state that Mr cara_leshae subsequently invited him into a group chat with his boyfriend. However, due to Molar's cunning mojo and disturbing mental imagery, cara_leshae quickly fled.