Secret Potato Recipe Alpha

Just pulled up the first bunch of my potatoes! Shite, I have so many! Now I just have to find something interesting to do with them...

Experimentation time: ON.

This time I boiled and woked those bitches with some shredded bacon and a selection of veges that were in the fridge. Then I garnished the living fuck out them with some parsley that I discovered in the garden - cheers to whatever bird shat the seeds out on my vege patch.

Secret Potato Recipe Alpha success level: meh.

Some of the veges were inappropriate and undercooked which led to one of those food identity crises where the meal can't decide whether it's Asian or not. Plus the bacon, which I got on special for $5 or $6 a kg, was a bit of a let down. It was ultra chewy and I consequently couldn't shake the feeling that I was eating shredded pig cocks and balls that the butcher swept up off the floor. Know what I'm saying?

Oh well, at least I got lots of greens in me - how many veges have you eaten today you fat bastard?

P.S.
Div, if you're reading this and it was you who planted the parsley then please ignore the above as I'm sure you have more advanced sowing techniques.